Top 10 CW wk 4

Top ten things I learned by reading the Dune chronicles.
10. Spice equals happiness. A drug compound that controls the whole universe. A drug that has enslaved whole galaxies and yet there is order.
9. There are a lot of planets. Instead of just sticking to travel in the U.S. I can travel to aquatic, beautiful planets.
8. Machines with brains equals bad. Even after 5 thousand years people are paranoid that another war with thinking machines wipes out the whole populous again.
7. Baron Harkonnen is FAT. Enough said. Not only is he cruel but the world is cruel to him. He can't go into small areas.
6. Sardaukers are wimps. The "ultimate" fighting force of the emperor leveled down by desert folk without breaking a sweat (pun intended).
5. Don't take drugs when you are pregnant. If you take drugs when you are pregnant then your child could be exposed to the infinite memories of past generations. Your children could learn your most dark secrets.
4. Fremen can kill you. Armies are toppled by them even though they live regularly in the most hazardous situations.
3.Duncan Idaho will never die. Even with his first death he has lived on in thousands of years. Constantly re cloned and with the memories of all the past "hims".
2. Mentats are smarter than you. The human computers that replace the majority of computers. Can never forget and are available to an endless supply of knowledge.
1. Paul can see into the future. Not only that but he is a member to an all exclusive girls only organization. He knows your fate!

FOODS Wk 4 En3

My all time favorite food is Ramen. Now keep in mind that the kind I speak of is not the one you are accustomed to. It is the real stuff. The kind you have to go into another country for not your generic grocery store. I had the real stuff when I was in Japan. It was ORGASMIC (I'll have what he's having). I never knew life before it. The tickling sensation on my tongue that evolves into a spasm of giddiness. In Japan Ramen comes in three different forms along with a type of meat. Salt, Soy sauce and Miso. Miso is super spicy, salt is the form that our ramen most resembles and then you have Soy sauce ramen, proof that god loves us. You also get a good slab of meat on the top of the soup. You do not have a soul until you have eaten this (not really) (I could be so serious though)!

Traveling wk3 Eng3

Let me put this simply, I like to travel. The only problem is that I don't care to travel anywhere in America. I have already been to Hawaii and gone down to Mexico (even though clearly Mexico is another country). I have reached the limits of desire of travel in the states. Why can't I visit other countries? I'm tired with always being in the same country. I want culture, a history from another countries perspective, a new language and the opportunity to make mistakes with that language. Give the pains of jet lag not the pains of an ennui. Each foreign country I have been to makes me reluctant to leave.

Casting Life wk3

The person I would choose to play my life would either be Hugh Laurie or Serj Tankian. Keep in mind that Hugh and I don't look alike. So just imagine an infant of me as a the tallish Dr. House. He would cry and crap in his diaper. The whole story won't be very interesting, but for an adult playing the whole story never aging or questioning the age of the character. The other person mentioned is Serj Tankian. He was the lead singer of the band System of a Down. In my own delusions, I look like him (but I probably don't). Then again we both share curly hair and I could grow it to his length. Plus if he would be casted then it could be a musical. Not only that but it would be a protest.

Ideal Mate CW wk2

I could write a litany of all the little details I would want in a girl, I would choose to yield. It is best not to hope for something as such when I could see what is available around me. There is more to beauty then outside aesthetics. I care more about how I would interact with the person. Will they respond? Can we talk easily? Will we not be bored of each other? Will we respond again to each other? Does she care if I have a pelt (I refer myself as an animal)? There are physical qualities that I do care about: I wouldn't really want a fat mate (we refer as an animal with 'mate') and I would like what I consider pretty eyes. The perspective of a dream girl doesn't truly exist for me. It's like the story of the baboon and the moon. The baboon can go to the highest point, jump the highest it can claw at the moon, but it will never reach the moon.

When I wanna grow up????? Eng3 wk2

Runs around in underwear, drives the villains crazy for he's a lunatic and if not we'll be unemployed. Freakazoid chimpanzee. This is a superhero that aired on WB and cartoon network. He was an unorthodox sort of bloke that was able to save the day and be utterly distracting the whole time. His multiple sidekicks (which include his whole hand), would be dead at his old age. His life is mostly him, as the insane superhero, fighting off hoards of villains. Freakazoid would be amazing as a senile old coot. He would randomly call out the nurses at the retirement home and throw his poop at them. He would bother every visitor thinking that they were a relative of his. Then after a few words between that person he would make a scene, making everyone think that the person was abusing the elder or trying to kidnap him. Of course as the visitor was being dealt with he would make a scene of someone taking his brother or niece or nephew away with no reason.

Apology Week 1 Cw

Dear loser,
I could go into description of my crimes against you, but I know what I did. As I chewed you up in your green glory and let you just go through me, I must apologize. It was all Fee- Fee's doing, making me work all day. You must face the facts! I made you! You should be thankful that I made you so perfect. Your full shape nice and ample. You are perfectly round.
I keep on getting side-tracked. After I was done with you, I absorbed you. After absorbing you, you became brown. You shouldn't have gone through all that hardship. You were in a box of a system, never getting out. I love you entirely Lime flavored Jello.

week 1 Celebrity President En3

Let me first gape at the prompt (GAPE). A celebrity president could be the end of us all, but then again it probably couldn't get worse. I'll start with a total reasonable possibility: Mr. Burns. Think about it. The presidency is a rich man's game. In the show he can cover his tracks remarkably well. Being too old so far hasn't been a huge issue cough (McCain). In the show he is part of the republican party, which unfortunately has more success for presidency. He would not have a vice president (for he can't die), for he will make himself Emperor of the World. He would constantly rule till a young hero vanquishes the demon and brings humans back to prosperity. It could happen...