Briggsy Award Eng3/CW wk8

Drum roll please. And the winner for most interesting part of the class is... 1984. (Audience gasps) I know I will be thought of mad, but the book was bloody amazing. You people just can't understand books to the caliber that I have accomplished. And the winner for the most boring/useless part of the class is... speeches. Being on the speech team makes such a thing as a minor practice. And the winner for the most I have laughed in a class of Briggs's... the time that Chase Hailine thought of getting 4 24packs of beer and 4 bottles of vodka for 4 people one night in a story. So much alcohol! Attention Attention! This just in, reported are 4 youths with a blood alcohol content of 100%. And the winner for the most useful thing to know to apply to life is... the better way of writing that I learned in Creative Writing. I can get rid of petty details that are implied both in my writing and in my speech. And the fact that is the Best about Briggs is... the fact that he will make fun of students, wither he yells sex at Jansen or calls other people stupid(too many to name). And the thing that could greatly improve the class is... Reading Dune by Frank Herbert as a Project for the whole class. Enough said. Now please give a great applause for the Judges: Kira, Kefka, Felix, Awesome Cool guy and Dorian Gray.

Big Fish families CW wk7

About the only thing that I can recall about my parent's life in their childhood is their life in High School. Dad claims that he dated a score of women. Whether this is true or not...it is probably exaggerated yet half true. This seems to be a resemblance to 'Big Fish'. Mom just claims the more modest and humble view of her childhood. Everything else hasn't caused any musing. There hasn't been a catalyst for musing for one reason, lack of interest. Problems, marriage (maybe interesting) and childhood bores me from their perspective. Don't really care. I don't mind a little distance or ambiguity.

Decisions DECISIONS Eng3 wk7

The easiest decision of my life is the activity that is done in a regular weekly schedule. It isn't a difficult transgression. I sit on a, dare I say it, couch. Then when there is an adequate amount of light, I open that sacred tome called Dune, then I do a most heinous thing, I read it. Please stop the gasps and breath in the regular routine in which you are accustomed to. Then there can be a more difficult decision deciding what to not take with me. Think for a second, moving to a town, not just one town to another, but a CITY to a small town. What do I want to take with me?, what would please me most to destroy? and what can I live with? Even after all these ponderings are answered then there are still a plethora of various miscellanea that one's own existence still agitates me.

Looking forward Cw wk5

The very first thing I can think of now is the inevitable occurrence of myself going to college(le gasp). Which college, I do not yet know. Doesn't truly matter really. What does matter is that I will double major in Japanese Literature and German Literature. As long as there is a school, where such a thing is possible, is all that really matters. Traveling abroad would be AMAZING. After my masochism of taking two languages as a major, there would be a need for a job. It would temporary as I will work and save money so I can have my master's or doctorate. With my degree I will strive to be a professor and audit classes.

Childhood Crushes Eng3 wk6

There are some things that I just can't remember. Now with that in mind there could be a fork in a road as to why those memories aren't inserted in my mind. The first option is, I don't care enough to remember and in my mind it is deemed unimportant. The second option is, that my mind is trying to protect me. An effort that has taken years to block out those memories. Maybe I am merely protecting myself. I could be saving myself from all the torment and shame that I would experience from all ludicrous ideas. I did spend a lot of time on pokemon. Wait I have one! Misty from Pokemon. Red hair and always in a swimsuit, SCORE. She can beat me anytime any place, just as long as I get my badge.

Welcome to his world

Discipline would be very much the same. Except for one little thing. Instead of spelling HOMEWORK, it would spell DOOOM. Policy on homework would be a little different. If it is something with a book, then it will be for completion and up for discussion. Reading will be mandatory and be made fun. I would make my class read Shakespeare's "Othello" and "Titus Andronicus". We would read it and act it out. The lucky person who plays Titus will get their hand cut off. On speeches I'll give harsh critiques and supposed grades on speeches, but they will secretly be for completion. Extra-credit for energy in speeches. We will be reading interesting books, maybe even a Stephen King, Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde, or my favorite Dune chronicles by Frank Herbert. If somebody shirks from reading, unless from a realistic dire excuse, they will be given the final test on the book right there. People who don't read are really lazy.

Top 10 CW wk 4

Top ten things I learned by reading the Dune chronicles.
10. Spice equals happiness. A drug compound that controls the whole universe. A drug that has enslaved whole galaxies and yet there is order.
9. There are a lot of planets. Instead of just sticking to travel in the U.S. I can travel to aquatic, beautiful planets.
8. Machines with brains equals bad. Even after 5 thousand years people are paranoid that another war with thinking machines wipes out the whole populous again.
7. Baron Harkonnen is FAT. Enough said. Not only is he cruel but the world is cruel to him. He can't go into small areas.
6. Sardaukers are wimps. The "ultimate" fighting force of the emperor leveled down by desert folk without breaking a sweat (pun intended).
5. Don't take drugs when you are pregnant. If you take drugs when you are pregnant then your child could be exposed to the infinite memories of past generations. Your children could learn your most dark secrets.
4. Fremen can kill you. Armies are toppled by them even though they live regularly in the most hazardous situations.
3.Duncan Idaho will never die. Even with his first death he has lived on in thousands of years. Constantly re cloned and with the memories of all the past "hims".
2. Mentats are smarter than you. The human computers that replace the majority of computers. Can never forget and are available to an endless supply of knowledge.
1. Paul can see into the future. Not only that but he is a member to an all exclusive girls only organization. He knows your fate!

FOODS Wk 4 En3

My all time favorite food is Ramen. Now keep in mind that the kind I speak of is not the one you are accustomed to. It is the real stuff. The kind you have to go into another country for not your generic grocery store. I had the real stuff when I was in Japan. It was ORGASMIC (I'll have what he's having). I never knew life before it. The tickling sensation on my tongue that evolves into a spasm of giddiness. In Japan Ramen comes in three different forms along with a type of meat. Salt, Soy sauce and Miso. Miso is super spicy, salt is the form that our ramen most resembles and then you have Soy sauce ramen, proof that god loves us. You also get a good slab of meat on the top of the soup. You do not have a soul until you have eaten this (not really) (I could be so serious though)!

Traveling wk3 Eng3

Let me put this simply, I like to travel. The only problem is that I don't care to travel anywhere in America. I have already been to Hawaii and gone down to Mexico (even though clearly Mexico is another country). I have reached the limits of desire of travel in the states. Why can't I visit other countries? I'm tired with always being in the same country. I want culture, a history from another countries perspective, a new language and the opportunity to make mistakes with that language. Give the pains of jet lag not the pains of an ennui. Each foreign country I have been to makes me reluctant to leave.

Casting Life wk3

The person I would choose to play my life would either be Hugh Laurie or Serj Tankian. Keep in mind that Hugh and I don't look alike. So just imagine an infant of me as a the tallish Dr. House. He would cry and crap in his diaper. The whole story won't be very interesting, but for an adult playing the whole story never aging or questioning the age of the character. The other person mentioned is Serj Tankian. He was the lead singer of the band System of a Down. In my own delusions, I look like him (but I probably don't). Then again we both share curly hair and I could grow it to his length. Plus if he would be casted then it could be a musical. Not only that but it would be a protest.

Ideal Mate CW wk2

I could write a litany of all the little details I would want in a girl, I would choose to yield. It is best not to hope for something as such when I could see what is available around me. There is more to beauty then outside aesthetics. I care more about how I would interact with the person. Will they respond? Can we talk easily? Will we not be bored of each other? Will we respond again to each other? Does she care if I have a pelt (I refer myself as an animal)? There are physical qualities that I do care about: I wouldn't really want a fat mate (we refer as an animal with 'mate') and I would like what I consider pretty eyes. The perspective of a dream girl doesn't truly exist for me. It's like the story of the baboon and the moon. The baboon can go to the highest point, jump the highest it can claw at the moon, but it will never reach the moon.

When I wanna grow up????? Eng3 wk2

Runs around in underwear, drives the villains crazy for he's a lunatic and if not we'll be unemployed. Freakazoid chimpanzee. This is a superhero that aired on WB and cartoon network. He was an unorthodox sort of bloke that was able to save the day and be utterly distracting the whole time. His multiple sidekicks (which include his whole hand), would be dead at his old age. His life is mostly him, as the insane superhero, fighting off hoards of villains. Freakazoid would be amazing as a senile old coot. He would randomly call out the nurses at the retirement home and throw his poop at them. He would bother every visitor thinking that they were a relative of his. Then after a few words between that person he would make a scene, making everyone think that the person was abusing the elder or trying to kidnap him. Of course as the visitor was being dealt with he would make a scene of someone taking his brother or niece or nephew away with no reason.

Apology Week 1 Cw

Dear loser,
I could go into description of my crimes against you, but I know what I did. As I chewed you up in your green glory and let you just go through me, I must apologize. It was all Fee- Fee's doing, making me work all day. You must face the facts! I made you! You should be thankful that I made you so perfect. Your full shape nice and ample. You are perfectly round.
I keep on getting side-tracked. After I was done with you, I absorbed you. After absorbing you, you became brown. You shouldn't have gone through all that hardship. You were in a box of a system, never getting out. I love you entirely Lime flavored Jello.

week 1 Celebrity President En3

Let me first gape at the prompt (GAPE). A celebrity president could be the end of us all, but then again it probably couldn't get worse. I'll start with a total reasonable possibility: Mr. Burns. Think about it. The presidency is a rich man's game. In the show he can cover his tracks remarkably well. Being too old so far hasn't been a huge issue cough (McCain). In the show he is part of the republican party, which unfortunately has more success for presidency. He would not have a vice president (for he can't die), for he will make himself Emperor of the World. He would constantly rule till a young hero vanquishes the demon and brings humans back to prosperity. It could happen...

House CW w8

To explain about a house's history first needs knowledge of the house. I don't know anything about the house I reside in nor is it a concern. It would be fun if there was some sort of weirdo that originally lived in the house. A secret stash of swords randomly in a wall. The history of Atlanta must be weird. Our population number is 1649, we just couldn't find one more person to make a nice 1650. This could also be a premonition that the town is full of short-comings. I bet there was some form of farming. Much like today. Scaryy!

She blinded me with science En3 W8

Aging has been somewhat of a mystery for all petty mongrel humans. Prevent aging making me look more beautiful and sensual. The Fools! How ostentatious! Only I have the secret of this fun little process, and I will tell no one; except you little Fee- Fee. You don't have a tape recorder do you? I will begin with the first step: a cell must Die. This can happen out of pure nature. Once the cell is vanquished, what happens to its carcass? The answer is the other cells eat it. In a cells carcass is a poison. This is the aging. Then cells reproduce and those cells will eat another dead cell and the process will then repeat. The cells will spread the poison to the next generation. Now Fee-Fee don't tell anyone.

Odd habit Crwr wk7

Hard to identify myself with anything that goes on a nun. I have a plethora of habits. One of many is both my treatment of books and how they look on their shelf. If ever I see a book having folded pages to mark one's last place, I want to compulsively cry. If someone breaks the spine, that person is a demonic harlot! Books have to look comfortable and series have to be next to each other. Another habit is to start shaving my neck before any other place on my face. That hair must go first; just whiskers that seem to hug my face and scratch as my neck views other places.

Job CrW week 6

Two words that strike me as evil. The chill that is sent down my spine: Dry Wall. Just did so for a week and I could feel my soul leaving my body. The pain and suffering as this was helping construction. How is it that as I become decadent the building was being built up. The thing that will enable me to repeat these events is for either a gun pointed at my head or my prized cat Fee-fee gets shot. Fee-fee is a stuffed cat that I couldn't bear to stuff. Just kidding it's my kid brother. He did cry a lot.....

Supernatural Looove w7 En3

I guess I would date a vampire. Gender wouldn't matter for their allure and desire to eat me would be their downfall. I would honestly be entranced to their amount of knowledge from being an immortal. It would not be a crappy vampire, as from Twilight, but really a type of vampire from Anne Rice's vampire chronicles. Her books actually have the rank of Literature. It would be a much more realistic and much more dangerous of a vampire. They actually drink from people and are worth listening to. Beasts that aren't ashamed of what they are and aren't afraid to show it.

Wishes w6 En3

I would wish for a different mindset. I would wish for a mind that could absorb all exposed ideas and past ideas. With this mind I would also be able to use all that information at will. My second wish would be to have mastery over the dominion of books. That would include an innate ability of reading in breakneck speed and to acquire any book desired without boredom. My third and last wish is to have any super power in music, anime, manga and TV. I would be able to do a heavy metal scream, have psychic powers, be a shinigami, a master swordsman and solve even the most difficult diseases. Then with the combined power of this wish and my first wish I will have the most intelligent mind. People would have more ideas and I would feed on them. If I'm lucky I'll will go a little crazy.

Legends CW w5

There isn't a huge amount of legends I believed in the first place. There is the story though, of finding razors and needles in Halloween treats. In each case it seemed as though it wasn't life-threatening. I can't believe that! You chomp down on a blade it gets acquainted with Mr. Brain. This should kill people, this should inspire fear and weariness during Halloween. Then , there is always the thought of a madman killing children, but would he need to be crazy to want to kill people. To want to cause harm usually seems natural, just immoral. There needs to be terror in the dark night.

MEDIA DIE English 3 week 5

What vexes me most in the media is more than just the regular petty melodrama, it is the fanatics that make people appear as of gods. To actually know who is getting a divorce, who is a druggie and whoever is bloody getting another baby makes me sick. Why is there such an infestation of adoring celebrities? They can make movies or songs, but they shouldn't matter in the world; they are merely people. Don't find meaning through man-made deities. Read a book not a magazine with the picture of a person whose looks you will envy. Don't learn from people who can only barely read or only have shallow thoughts. There can be meaningful people, but stop worshiping them!

Beloved...TOY CW wk 4

It is simply a bastion. Thinking of the conquests and pillaging. The knights were either black or gold. Gold was of course the good guys. There also had to be a triumphant return of knight that was supposedly slain. It would be a daring entrance, just as the lord of the gold team was about to be impaled. This fortress missed one very crucial detail, a dragon was needed. A world of fantasy, helping me forget. Can't remember what was supposed to be forgotten; I guess it did its job.
I had to relinquish it to another fighter. I honestly hope he is treating it as I have.

Beauty Week 4 En3

I barely even knew her yet, to be in her presence was like an angel's. She doesn't even notice the light that always seems to radiate behind her. The room was cold on its own, but when she walked into the room the thermostat most have gone up 5 degrees. Was a light brought in with her, or was she that bright of a person? The room smelled of a toilet, but when she marched in the room resembled that of a field of tulips. I thought just to bask in her radiance was enough, but when I talked to her she was infectious. I now didn't want to leave her side. I felt whole and complete. I would never call her my antithesis, although she filled my necessity of one. I was confident that as long as we both stayed talking and laughing that the universe would be at peace. The bell then rang.

Dear kiddy CW week 3

Hello lass or lad
You can see and your alive. Your health and noisy. Your voice could echo through the deepest pits.
I can only pray that your mother and I agreed on a very distinctive name. This will be an even more distinct between you an others. Are you the Antichrist? If so, then God isn't happy with your mother and father. I hope you explore the world and question anything. Please treat your mother and I nicely. I hope you will love to read. I want you to make friends, be abstract. Both your mother and I will teach you, be prepared.

Deary me English 3 week 3

Dear loser.....
hi. If you don't have 3 bestsellers, then you are a failure. If you don't marry what's-her-face, then you are a failure. If you haven't destroyed the world, then you aren't the Antichrist. If you haven't cured cancer, then you aren't a doctor. I pray that you have learned Japanese fluently.

Putting that aside.... do I still have hair? I told you, you should have invested in Honda. You will be doing great and I hope I'm not in debt....

You certainly have friends and you are as brilliant as ever. Did we find Osama? Who shot the sheriff because I only shot the deputy.

I only wish me the best of luck
Sincerely,
Your biggest fan

Fear w2 cw

It would require only a quick glance. The monster with the knife and that strangely looked similar to Michael Jackson, or really whatever else I was scared of at the time. All would be present in the vicinity of ebony atmosphere. It could be Chucky from "Child's Play" or Barny's evil twin! I would always remember the dash under the covers with the light off. I could have a night light but it was really a Pseudo-barrier to the monsters. Then with me under the covers I would hear a sound. Strategically I would make me breathing super quiet and movements to the minimum. The sound wouldn't repeat and I could breath nosily or, dare I say it, cough or sneeze.

Hitched!!!??? English 3

As someone looks down as the couple that are wed, there are a mix of feelings. There is usually crying, happiness in their expressions. Me, on the other hand can't get over the fact that they can walk and not have wrinkles, or fall and not break a hip. No cataracts or diabetes. Teh cake would have frosting that is actually sweet. The town I can't honestly remember, nor do I really care for my grandparents are now dancing. Don't these people have any pride? The music isn't bad, but my grandparents and now everyone by their example, are all dancing. Kind of a happy wedding, but what a disaster. They will give birth to the generation that produces the generation that makes the spawn of Satan. Me, I am so diabolically evil. I will make everyone watch marathons of Hannah Montana and High School Musical. So diabolical.

Poem.... CW week 1

The thought of poetry usually comes with the word frilly. There are completely morbid poems that I adore. Poems are stories that are always covered with a veil. There is a wind underneath that shows bits and pieces while everything that is merely glimpsed just barely, leaving thoughts of one's on interpretation. A poem is something I have no interest in. There is a limit of what one can say. If the right word isn't always used, then it doesn't mesh well. There isn't a depth, no character building, and fitting things in the right pattern of syllables. Poetry can be in plays, Shakespeare wrote in iambic pentameter in a plethora of plays.

Fame? E3 week 1

Wasn't this a song about living forever or was it a song with David Bowie constantly repeating it? I guess what I would like to do would be a famous writer or maybe a world ruler. I would be a writer that does both sci-fi and horror. I want to do what most authors are unable to do, I want to actually scare someone. I want someone to scream and throw my book against a wall. I'll give no mind to awards or petty critics. Who needs those we you can make waste appear in other's pants? I would make intricate plots of sci-fi or anything I would be bored to do. I would be in the ranks of Howard Phylis Lovecraft. Then if I were a world leader I would constantly have change views and differing advisors. I would have a whole spectrum of a view in the government. I wouldn't screw a country over with advisors that all think the same. I would eventually be corrupted but I knew it would have all been worth doing in the end. Defiant to the end after I make my country prosper.