Briggsy Award Eng3/CW wk8

Drum roll please. And the winner for most interesting part of the class is... 1984. (Audience gasps) I know I will be thought of mad, but the book was bloody amazing. You people just can't understand books to the caliber that I have accomplished. And the winner for the most boring/useless part of the class is... speeches. Being on the speech team makes such a thing as a minor practice. And the winner for the most I have laughed in a class of Briggs's... the time that Chase Hailine thought of getting 4 24packs of beer and 4 bottles of vodka for 4 people one night in a story. So much alcohol! Attention Attention! This just in, reported are 4 youths with a blood alcohol content of 100%. And the winner for the most useful thing to know to apply to life is... the better way of writing that I learned in Creative Writing. I can get rid of petty details that are implied both in my writing and in my speech. And the fact that is the Best about Briggs is... the fact that he will make fun of students, wither he yells sex at Jansen or calls other people stupid(too many to name). And the thing that could greatly improve the class is... Reading Dune by Frank Herbert as a Project for the whole class. Enough said. Now please give a great applause for the Judges: Kira, Kefka, Felix, Awesome Cool guy and Dorian Gray.

Big Fish families CW wk7

About the only thing that I can recall about my parent's life in their childhood is their life in High School. Dad claims that he dated a score of women. Whether this is true or not...it is probably exaggerated yet half true. This seems to be a resemblance to 'Big Fish'. Mom just claims the more modest and humble view of her childhood. Everything else hasn't caused any musing. There hasn't been a catalyst for musing for one reason, lack of interest. Problems, marriage (maybe interesting) and childhood bores me from their perspective. Don't really care. I don't mind a little distance or ambiguity.

Decisions DECISIONS Eng3 wk7

The easiest decision of my life is the activity that is done in a regular weekly schedule. It isn't a difficult transgression. I sit on a, dare I say it, couch. Then when there is an adequate amount of light, I open that sacred tome called Dune, then I do a most heinous thing, I read it. Please stop the gasps and breath in the regular routine in which you are accustomed to. Then there can be a more difficult decision deciding what to not take with me. Think for a second, moving to a town, not just one town to another, but a CITY to a small town. What do I want to take with me?, what would please me most to destroy? and what can I live with? Even after all these ponderings are answered then there are still a plethora of various miscellanea that one's own existence still agitates me.

Looking forward Cw wk5

The very first thing I can think of now is the inevitable occurrence of myself going to college(le gasp). Which college, I do not yet know. Doesn't truly matter really. What does matter is that I will double major in Japanese Literature and German Literature. As long as there is a school, where such a thing is possible, is all that really matters. Traveling abroad would be AMAZING. After my masochism of taking two languages as a major, there would be a need for a job. It would temporary as I will work and save money so I can have my master's or doctorate. With my degree I will strive to be a professor and audit classes.

Childhood Crushes Eng3 wk6

There are some things that I just can't remember. Now with that in mind there could be a fork in a road as to why those memories aren't inserted in my mind. The first option is, I don't care enough to remember and in my mind it is deemed unimportant. The second option is, that my mind is trying to protect me. An effort that has taken years to block out those memories. Maybe I am merely protecting myself. I could be saving myself from all the torment and shame that I would experience from all ludicrous ideas. I did spend a lot of time on pokemon. Wait I have one! Misty from Pokemon. Red hair and always in a swimsuit, SCORE. She can beat me anytime any place, just as long as I get my badge.

Welcome to his world

Discipline would be very much the same. Except for one little thing. Instead of spelling HOMEWORK, it would spell DOOOM. Policy on homework would be a little different. If it is something with a book, then it will be for completion and up for discussion. Reading will be mandatory and be made fun. I would make my class read Shakespeare's "Othello" and "Titus Andronicus". We would read it and act it out. The lucky person who plays Titus will get their hand cut off. On speeches I'll give harsh critiques and supposed grades on speeches, but they will secretly be for completion. Extra-credit for energy in speeches. We will be reading interesting books, maybe even a Stephen King, Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde, or my favorite Dune chronicles by Frank Herbert. If somebody shirks from reading, unless from a realistic dire excuse, they will be given the final test on the book right there. People who don't read are really lazy.