Dear loser.....
hi. If you don't have 3 bestsellers, then you are a failure. If you don't marry what's-her-face, then you are a failure. If you haven't destroyed the world, then you aren't the Antichrist. If you haven't cured cancer, then you aren't a doctor. I pray that you have learned Japanese fluently.
Putting that aside.... do I still have hair? I told you, you should have invested in Honda. You will be doing great and I hope I'm not in debt....
You certainly have friends and you are as brilliant as ever. Did we find Osama? Who shot the sheriff because I only shot the deputy.
I only wish me the best of luck
Sincerely,
Your biggest fan
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Why would you want to invest in Honda when the vehicle companies are experienceing bank ruptcy, and are currently are getting government bailouts. So you plan to be a novelist, or writer of some sort? You seem to have great ideas, and an awsome vocabulary.
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