Dear loser,
I could go into description of my crimes against you, but I know what I did. As I chewed you up in your green glory and let you just go through me, I must apologize. It was all Fee- Fee's doing, making me work all day. You must face the facts! I made you! You should be thankful that I made you so perfect. Your full shape nice and ample. You are perfectly round.
I keep on getting side-tracked. After I was done with you, I absorbed you. After absorbing you, you became brown. You shouldn't have gone through all that hardship. You were in a box of a system, never getting out. I love you entirely Lime flavored Jello.
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I prefer strawberry, so I shant apologize
ReplyDeletehmm, i dont think I have ever had lime flavored jello
ReplyDeleteyuuum i love jello
ReplyDeleteAre you serious? appologizing to jello?
ReplyDeleteInanimate objects was defiantly the way to go with this blog ;]
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