Briggsy Award Eng3/CW wk8

Drum roll please. And the winner for most interesting part of the class is... 1984. (Audience gasps) I know I will be thought of mad, but the book was bloody amazing. You people just can't understand books to the caliber that I have accomplished. And the winner for the most boring/useless part of the class is... speeches. Being on the speech team makes such a thing as a minor practice. And the winner for the most I have laughed in a class of Briggs's... the time that Chase Hailine thought of getting 4 24packs of beer and 4 bottles of vodka for 4 people one night in a story. So much alcohol! Attention Attention! This just in, reported are 4 youths with a blood alcohol content of 100%. And the winner for the most useful thing to know to apply to life is... the better way of writing that I learned in Creative Writing. I can get rid of petty details that are implied both in my writing and in my speech. And the fact that is the Best about Briggs is... the fact that he will make fun of students, wither he yells sex at Jansen or calls other people stupid(too many to name). And the thing that could greatly improve the class is... Reading Dune by Frank Herbert as a Project for the whole class. Enough said. Now please give a great applause for the Judges: Kira, Kefka, Felix, Awesome Cool guy and Dorian Gray.