Hitched!!!??? English 3

As someone looks down as the couple that are wed, there are a mix of feelings. There is usually crying, happiness in their expressions. Me, on the other hand can't get over the fact that they can walk and not have wrinkles, or fall and not break a hip. No cataracts or diabetes. Teh cake would have frosting that is actually sweet. The town I can't honestly remember, nor do I really care for my grandparents are now dancing. Don't these people have any pride? The music isn't bad, but my grandparents and now everyone by their example, are all dancing. Kind of a happy wedding, but what a disaster. They will give birth to the generation that produces the generation that makes the spawn of Satan. Me, I am so diabolically evil. I will make everyone watch marathons of Hannah Montana and High School Musical. So diabolical.